Tuesday 8 May 2007

Flood on a Sub? Fire on a Space Station?

Don't really follow my train of thought in this one. But it was on Myspace. So here it is.

Now .... the question today children is whether you would rather a fire on a space station or a flood on a submarine....... This had NOTHING to do with watching Armageddon...

So ... whats to do. I guess there are many options to choose from. I think from first guess i would go with the space station. Because isnt it true that when you drown its meant to be the peacefullist (is that even a word? IT IS NOW!) way to go ..........

SCREW THAT! I think i would much rather take going peacefully in my sleep than floundering around in a puddle till i cant breath anymore. But yeah .... drowning sounds fun. Peacefully leaving this world in a the blissful motion of the sea? No ... sadly not .... PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIC!

However, a particurally sexy individual pointed out that a fire cannot exist without oxygen .... and there we go - Space = no oxygen = no fire. BUT i guess the astronauts need oxygen to breathe when they are outside there little orange suits. Or is that a little myth, a film fantasy ... first i find out that santa isnt real ... YEAH I KNOW.... he is your parents.... together. Or .... alternativly if you are young enough to beleive him and you are reading this in shock ... yeah sure ... he is real. Anagram of Santa = Satan .... coincidence ... i think not.

Anyway ... yeah i guess the real answer to this little question is just never go into space nor go in a submarine. With that taken care off then i cant see you coming to any harm at all. Live long, Live true ... Love Life.

A 'Rambling-Of-Phil' Production.
Thanks.

P.C

Edit: I remembered a place where things might not be so bad. A place where things and people dont change. Where we can be who we want to be. That place, although sure it might not exist is .... Neverland. Dont you feel it when you look into space. All those stars and emptyness. Something that big must be bad for you! Well ... me and a certain someone will keep searching ... all the way to the bakery with the fairy dust doughnuts.

Edit 2: Armageddon was based on a true story.

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